Tuesday, April 19, 2005


Must I Wear the Hat?

It's about 10:00 A.M., and the Catholic Church just decided who gets to wear the funny hat following the death of Pope John Paul. Three days after his 78th birthday, German cardinal Joseph Ratzinger has taken the position of the father of all Catholics. Pope Benedict has a nice ring to it, I'm happy with it, but I still think Pope Ratzinger would've been way cooler. The decision took all of two days, which was good, because in the past it has taken over two years to make a decision. Fortunately, there was a general consensus and we came to a decision relatively quickly, and we didn't have to hear about this on the news every day for very long. Now we can move on to more relevant things, like Michael Jackson's molestation trial, and the next sighting of the Virgin Mary in an inanimate object. Well this has been a fun adventure, but my Papacy A.D.D. has forced me towards another train of thought, so as usual, you'll have to find your insight elsewhere.

LOL yeah, and I see ponys in cloudsd sometimes. It's a crack. With calcium deposites on it. I take my catholic faith seriously, but I think people're reaching here, really.
I'm pretty sure I saw Greta Van Sustren in my Russian Pancake... I think it was a miracle, but I ate it anyway.
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