Wednesday, March 02, 2005


Happy A.D.D. Unawareness Day

Well it's Wednesday, when A.D.D. is at it's worst. I know all sorts of important things are going on right now. The Supreme Court is debating whether or not the Ten Commandments should be allowed on the front yards of government buildings. According to the Constitution, it shouldn't be a problem because showing the commandments in front of a courthouse is a little different from Congress establishing a state religion. They say that the odds that they are going to ban the Ten Commandments are slim, and that's all I need to know for now.

Alan Greenspan is saying important stuff too. He's endorsing Social Security reform, and everyone should listen. He also said to cut spending, and we should listen to that as well. Especially those of us who are elected officials. I wonder if they just have trouble hearing, or they missed Greenspan's little speech. It seems like those who want to cut spending are in the minority in Washington. If that's true, then they should get the most attention. Maybe they just need obnoxious protestors to help them out. I want to see a bunch of Conservative wackos surrounding the capitol building (and the White House) with megaphones shouting "Cut Spending" over and over again for 12 days straight. If that doesn't work, we could stage a "massive protest" and severely overexaggerate our numbers to the press. Maybe we could find a bunch of ladies who are willing to take off their clothes and spell "Cut Spending" out in the middle of The Mall. In the meantime I will get a petition going to impeach Bush, and we can all hold hands and sing "We Shall Overcome" until we've forgotten what we were talking about. Like what just happened to me.

Anyways, with all of this stuff going on I am finding it hard to concentrate on the important questions in my life right now. Like, "Which is weirder: The Kenyan tortoise who adopted a baby hippopotamus, or the South African goat that adopted a baby rhinoceros?" and "Why did they make the fat guy be Robin, while the little skinny guy got to be Batman?"

Nice Blog - got the link of GB - see ya 'round...

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