Monday, January 10, 2005


Monday Stew 2005

Well vacation is over, and now is the time for getting back into the swing of things. As we are paying of Christmas bills and breaking New Year's Resolutions, we look forward to another exciting year of news that will intrigue us, enlighten us, and probably bore us to death. For example East Timor is donating $50,000 to Tsunami victims, even though they are one of the poorest countries in the world. Thats nice of them. Scientists found the biggest stars in the universe. They will probably explode soon, so we can expect to see a pretty cool spectacle in the next couple thousand years. CBS News is all over the place, firing their fallmen in a desperate attempt to save their ratings. This crazy guy grabbed onto the spoiler of his car as it was being stolen. He went for quite a ride, reaching speeds of up to 80 miles per hour, and swerving back and forth... Wow, I want to try that sometime. In other news, churches are drawing in God's people with Humvees now. I'm for it. God calls people to be fishers of men, and fishing is always better when you drive a Hummer. Because they can go anywhere. Oh, and apparently Jews and Americans are responsible for the tsunamis. Go figure.

I knew it. It's a jewish/american/whale conspiracy!
Yeah, I know. I didn't see that coming at all. So why is America sending so much aid over, if they wan't to see everyone over there die? I know, we are probaboly secretly installing asbestos in everything we are rebuilding, so the rest of them eventually die off. It only makes sense.
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